Some people (ahem, Bobbaaaay!) took that to superheroic extremes.
The first thing we loved about this episode?
- Mountains made out of molehills.
Almost everyone sniveled about Harvey’s track, which scaled up a hill and back down…
In fact, Tanisha even sobbed over it. A lot of good it did her, as she ended up in dead last place…
…as her team’s dead weight. Which brings us to our next item…
- Tanisha’s task.
When told that her dead-weight task was going to be transporting horse manure, Tanisha said, “I’m a diva, I don’t even clean up my own s***. You want me to clean up horses***?” That’s funny, and also…disconcerting. If she doesn’t clean up her own s***, who does? Does she have a wiper on staff? Anyway, this was all worth it to watch her struggle and pout. “This some bulls***…no, this some horses***,” she whined. Indeed, Tanisha, indeed.
- Sebastian’s Kaycee impression.
After all, who doesn’t love some jazz hands every now and then?
- Nicole’s shirt.
It’s a little weird that the layout is Run-DMC-esque (after all, they weren’t gangsta) — the one I have is in the N.W.A. font. Still, who could argue with the ironic sentiment?
- Internet bash-back.
In group, Rhonda confronted everyone with “bad press” in the form of what were most likely anonymous comments on the Internet. Sebastian summed up online hating directed toward him: “The Internet is some kid in a trailer park going, ‘I want to be in a band, f*** him!’” Really, not everything is about jealousy (there’s a sporting component to mockery), but Seb’s attack on ageism…
…(”If someone doesn’t think I’m hot, guess what? I was 19 once. I’m 41 now. It’s gonna happen to you too, motherf***er!”) was totally dead-on.
- Bobby’s philosophy.
The most impressive results of this exercise involved Kevin owning up to some of the gossip out there (”I was a f***in’ lazy bum and sat around the house and didn’t do anything for a long time”) and Bobby’s extremely down-to-earth take on being a discussed personality: “That’s what we get into this business for, for people to talk about us, people to remember who we are, what we are. So, as long as you spell my name right, I’m cool.”
It seems as though he’s come a long way from his “why don’t they just let me live” days. Our guy is growing up right before our eyes. Love this man.
- The resolution to this comment-reading.
Rhonda then had all of the celebs make up their own gossip headlines to reclaim their stories in a light agreeable to them:
I don’t know what I love more: the fact that Sebastian used this opportunity to plug his work, or that it made it to air two months too late.
- Bobby’s excuse.
Bobby crapped out of a workout led by walking/swimming/running/living inspiration, Sarah Reinertsen.
His excuse for jumping ship and having to be driven to the end of their running path?
“I got a Charlie horse in my knee!” Oh, and there was also, “It’s a hernia that keeps popping out here!”
Someone get this guy a medical degree (or maybe an explorer badge), ’cause he’s making trailblazing discoveries of things that never before were discovered where he’s discovering them. Really, you could have told that this would go badly from the start…
…just by looking at his face when the challenge was announced.
- Kevin’s confrontation with his past (at last!).
Obviously, Shar and Kevin have been dancing around each other and their history for this entire season. It was extremely cathartic, then, for Rhonda to sit Kevin down, explain the toll Shar’s association with him has taken on her life and career, and say the words: “Part of the public’s problem is it’s hard to like you when there’s no remorse. You haven’t said what you need to say.” Look, Kevin’s emerged from this show as a likable figure (certainly more so than ever in his career), but let’s not lose our heads to love. Sometimes everyone needs their ass handed to them.
- The results.
Jay’s goal was 4 lbs. – he lost it.
He has now surpassed his goal for the season!
Kevin’s goal was 4 lbs. – he lost 2.
Nicole’s goal was 3 lbs. – she lost 5.
Kaycee’s goal was 3 lbs. – she lost 2.
Shar’s goal was 3 lbs. – she lost 1.
Sebastian’s goal was 4 lbs. – he lost 1.
Bobby’s goal was 4 lbs. – he lost 2.
Tanisha’s self-imposed goal was 5 lbs. – she lost it!
The team breakdowns are:
The spread has widened considerably…but not for the two individuals with the highest Fit Factor points…
…they’re neck-and-neck as always. Harvey calls this an “old-fashioned dog fight,” but I think it’s more a new-fangled one. Mostly, I want to see them play tug o’ war using only their teeth.
Source:vh1
TRADUZIONE:
La prima cosa che abbiamo amato di questo episodio?
-La Montagna.
Quasi tutti sulla pista di Harvey si sn stremati, hanno scalato una collina e l hanno scesa..
In realtà,Tanisha singhiozzava..Pero le ha fatto un sacco di bene,anke se e finita in ultima posizione..
Tany si e sentita il peso morto del team e infatti svolge il compito di punizione che consiste di trasportare sterco di cavallo..Lei aggiunge:"Sono un diva, non pulisco il mio s ***..Tu vuoi che io pulisco quello dei cavalli?" Questo era molto divertente, e anche ... sconcertante.
Se lei non pulisce la propria m***a, che fa?ha un tergicristallo personale? "Questa è di alcuni tori ... no, questo di cavalli ***," piagnucolando svolge il compito..Rhonda riuscisce il gruppo,affronta cn tutti la "cattiva stampa" sotto forma di commenti anonimi su Internet.Lasciando commentare a tutti loro e lasciandoli esprimere aprendosi..
- Kevin fa un confronto con il suo passato (finalmente!).
Ovviamente,parlando di Shar e Kevin che in questa stagione si e girato intorno l uno all altro e alla loro storia..E 'stato molto catartico,dunque Rhonda fa spiegare Kevin cose della sua vita e su shar..."Kevin e emerso da questo spettacolo come una figura simpatica (sicuramente più della sua carriera), ma non perdiamo la testa. A volte tutti hanno bisogno di culo.
- I risultati.
Jay le 4 libbre le ha perse
Ha ormai superato il suo obiettivo per la stagione!
il goal di Kevin era di 4 libbre. -ma ne ha perso 2.
Nicole obiettivo 3 libbre. - Ha perso 5.
Kaycee obiettivo era di 3 libbre. - Ha perso 2.
Shar obiettivo era di 3 libbre. - Ha perso 1.
goal di Sebastian era di 4 libbre. - Ha perso 1.
Bobby il gol era di 4 libbre. - Ha perso 2.
obiettivo imposto di Tanisha era di 5. - E li ha persi!
Fit Factor punti...
... Sono collo-a-collo come sempre. Harvey definisce questa una "lotta vecchio stile". Per lo più,voglio vederli giocare e farsi la guerra usando solo i denti.
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